George W. at the pearly gates

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 20:47:16

> Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint
> Peter tells
> him, "You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea what some
> people will do to
> sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?"
> Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
> blackboard and
> some chalk?"
> Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and
> chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with
> arcane
> mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
> Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE
> Einstein!" he says. "Welcome to heaven!"
> The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks
> for credentials.
> Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and
> chalk?"
> Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
> Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a
> truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
> Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist
> you claim to be!" he says. "Come on in!"
> Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
> Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso
> both managed
> to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
> George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and
> Picasso?"
> Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George."

Post 2 by BB (move over school!) on Tuesday, 21-Feb-2006 21:04:51

LOL I could just imagine that happening too.

Post 3 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Thursday, 23-Feb-2006 17:00:41

yeah, that was funny hahahaha I liked

Post 4 by yellowcat (Zone BBS Addict) on Thursday, 23-Feb-2006 17:39:04

Yup - pity he aint dead though !! LOL

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Friday, 24-Feb-2006 9:17:54

He would definately benefit from an assasination.mind you so would blair.

Post 6 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Saturday, 25-Feb-2006 0:50:02

lol hahahaha, i could imagine that too...hahahahaha. love it. we need more bush jokes.

Post 7 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 01-Mar-2006 5:39:42

We need a lot less bush

Post 8 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 16:44:10

Ha! That was great and that's what would actually happen as well!

Post 9 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 16:49:23

agreed goblin. less bush would be good, but while we can't have that, more bush bashing will do.

Post 10 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 03-Mar-2006 19:51:09

agreed agreed

Post 11 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 04-Mar-2006 11:15:03

definately and he is good enough to provide us with the ammunition...the CIA should be here, disarming our weapons of mass destruction.

Post 12 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Saturday, 04-Mar-2006 17:49:53

shhhhhh, you've done it now damn it, i wasn't going to mention them...now people will come to my house in a big black car and take me away...well, i'll see you there. Just in case you're wondering, asio have a file on me i'm sure they'll provide it for you mr CIA man.

Post 13 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 10:00:54

Aye and they keep it at the bottom of a locked drawer because it makes such disturbing reading...hang on I handed in my badge some time ago,as they refused to accomodate my hill fever.

Post 14 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 10:09:11

Hahahaha, that was funny, nice one, lol.

Post 15 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Sunday, 05-Mar-2006 13:44:01

hill fever? what's that? oh, and glasd to see we converted you, i wasn't looking forward to all that torture.

Post 16 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 06-Mar-2006 8:47:19

It is a dangerous malady of reason that afflicts only climbers and outdoor enthusiasts, symptoms restlessness, punctutated by abject frustration, sleep patterns are disturbed by disturbing dreams of being strapped to a wheelchair, and being unable to venture off to said hills, due to a daft deal you made with a certain friend...pm me and I'll tell you more.

Post 17 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Monday, 06-Mar-2006 13:34:40

hmmm, ok?

Post 18 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 20-Mar-2006 23:36:31

I know the perfect man too kill him but we won't mension that dick chany of events

Post 19 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Thursday, 23-Mar-2006 15:00:25

lol...chaney's got a gun...

Post 20 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Thursday, 23-Mar-2006 16:10:55

Naw, Chaney couldn't even manage to kill an old man, you think he can manage to off Bush? No, seriously though, I don't want Bush dead. I'm a good little piece loving Wickan, and I try to follow Buddhist principles too. I don't wish anyone dead. I hope he has a nice long and happy life: in a hampster cage. Yeah, you know, we could shrink him and he could live in a hampster cage with some little furry citizens that he can attempt to govern, just as he attempts to govern the country. The only problem with that scenario is that the hampsters might make fun of his intelligence, being that it is so much lower than their own. Ah well, I'm sure they'd work it out. Maybe they could even teach him how to run on the hampster wheel. I'm sure he could master that eventually. All in favor of my plan. Say "Ai."